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Thomas was in Seattle, as he and Jack Beisel – they are Hopeless Jack & the Handsome Devil – headed south to Stockton. They play their “lowdown dirty roots ‘n’ roll, really dirty blues,” as Thomas phrased it, Sunday at the Blackwater Cafe.
Hopeless Jack & the Handsome Devil
When: 8 p.m. SundayWhere: Blackwater Cafe, 912 N. Yosemite St., StocktonAdmission: $5Information: (209) 943-6938
A lot of people are almost as curious about “Portlandia” – the satirical TV series that spoofs the duo’s laid-back, progressively correct home base – as they are about Jack & the Devil’s gritty, keep-it-real blues hybrid.
“It’s funny,” Thomas said of the IFC series that features actor-comedian Fred Armisen and rock musician-actor Carrie Brownstein. “There’s some resentment toward it in Portland. Actually, people love it. They say it’s ‘cheesy. … But that one moment was hilarious.’ It’s easy to make fun of Portland. But they haven’t described the Portland I know. The strip clubs and the dirtiness.”

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Two local companies are bringing a new pilot, “Better Than Unemployed?,” to the Sacramento area with the intention of officially putting Sacramento on the production map. Quad Air Communications, a local production company since 1984, and M Communications, a local marketing and public relations firm, have teamed up to produce the comedic pilot.
What’s the pilot about?
“Better Than Employed?” is about an newly employed woman, Sam, forced to take a job as an event director after months and months of searching. She soon discovers that her boss is only concerned with his 23-year-old stripper girlfriend. Her assistant is perpetually on valium and she has walked into the biggest disaster of a beer tradeshow and has to deal with a drunk fraternity, the wrong keynote speaker, lack of an ABC license and much more.

See the full article from “Patch.com”

But that’s just an act – and May 7, Sacramentans will get the chance to play those roles and others at a casting call for the pilot episode of a new comedy show, “Better than Unemployed?”
Sacramento resident Michele Smith, 36, wrote “Better than Unemployed?” and said it is designed to appeal to anyone who has worked in a corporate setting, had a terrible boss or attended trade shows.
“Basically, what it’s about is a woman named Sam, and every episode is a different trade show,” Smith said, explaining that Sam takes a position as events coordinator for the Sacramento Convention Center and, on day one, hosts a beer trade show that goes disastrously wrong.
With a boss who is more interested in his stripper girlfriend than work and an assistant who spends more time with her Valium bottle than assisting, Smith said the problems presented in the office cause as much angst as the problems at the trade show.

See the full article from “The Sacramento Press”

Don then throws it over to the dice table, where Ron and Billy have listeners rolling dice for a chance to win $10,000. Craig talks to a few of them, before everyone stops what they’re doing to watch the strippers make out with each other. They even do a few friendly things to Mark S. Allen. After meeting a loyal listener named Mike, who is quite a bit overweight, Don decides it would be a good idea for Craig to do a shot of Jameson out of his belly button (In fact he does two of them). The guys then begin talking to the strippers, and one of them even kisses Phantom!
After another visit to the dice table, Don talks to a recently married couple, and does his own version of “The Newlywed Game.” The wife even tells us that of all the guys on the show, she would nail Little Joe first! Craig then interviews a guy at the bar who’s been hi …

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California Republican Party spokeswoman Jennifer Kerns suggested on Twitter on Friday that a pundit who criticized Rush Limbaugh for calling a law school student a “slut” is herself one, touching off a flood of criticism on the social networking site.
“Stripper, or strategist?” said Kerns, who posts on Twitter as @CAPartyGirl. “Democratic strategist on MSNBC raging against Limbaugh, her name is supposedly ‘Krystal Ball.’ Speaking of #sluts …”
Stripper, or strategist? Democrat strategist on MSNBC raging against Limbaugh, her name is supposedly “Krystal Ball.” Speaking of #sluts…— CA Party Girl (@CAPartyGirl) March 3, 2012
Ball, an MSNBC contributor, was a failed congressional candidate in 2010, in an election in which suggestive photographs of her at a party years earlier surfaced.
On Twitter, Democrats criticized Kerns for her remark and moved swiftly to capitalize on it.

See the full article from “The Sacramento Bee’s Capital Alert (blog)”

Police in Sacramento responded to a call on Saturday afternoon that a naked man wandered into a welding shop, asking for an interview and said that he was “good with his hands.”
The surprised shop owner, Chris Johnson, attempted to escort the man outside and when the man would not leave, he called police so that they would take the misguided soul out of the shop. The naked man, identified as Jose Ayala, was allegedly high on methamphetamines, according to the local news story, which makes sense, as no sane and sober individual would do such a thing, unless, perhaps, he wanted to work as a porn star or stripper.
Mr. Johnson was quoted as saying, “I turn around and I’m like ‘whoa!’” after seeing a nude man standing there, “rambling incoherently.” The police officers arrived to find Ayala combative, and the two officers—one a woman—was forced to wrestle with the guy on the ground. Once the naked dude grabbed the female police …

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Simon Cowell’s “X Factor” cleaned house today, firing Steve Jones, Nicole Sherzinger, and even Paula Abdul, and the guys discuss who might replace them. Don then pulls out a list of the straightest and gayest Super Bowl halftime shows of all time. When Billy and Ron call up again, it’s obvious that Billy is none too pleased with having to be in Del Paso Heights, especially when one guy who “isn’t like him” rides up on his bike. We also hear the package of new jingles that finally came in for the station, after ordering them four months ago.
After hearing what George Clooney’s favorite curse word is, Mitt Romney singing “America The Beautiful,” and the entire Ferris Bueller 2 trailer, our good friend Suzette (Miss Lucky Button) comes in the studio. She tells us about her recent visit to the strip club, her pole dancing lessons, and her past relationships. We then find out that Joe had booked strippers for Suzette today, but they backed out at the last minute. Apparently 8 am is too early for strippers to wake up.

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There were 47 bookings at the San Joaquin County Jail in the 24 hours ending at 8 a.m. Friday. At that time, there were 1,190 people held at the jail, which has an official capacity of 1,411.
Disturbance, battery: A dancer at a Stockton strip club was arrested on suspicion of attempted robbery and battery after getting into an argument with a customer Thursday night, deputies reported. Ebony Woods, 22, was taken into custody after allegedly tossing a glass of water in a customer’s face, throwing the empty vessel in the man’s chest and arguing with her manager afterward, authorities said. After the confrontation, Woods allegedly went to the club’s cash register and attempted to remove some money. The club’s rules prohibit dancers from accessing the register. The manager restrained Woods until deputies arrived, according to the Sheriff’s Office. The incident took place in the 4200 block of West Lane at about 6 p.m.

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Never in the history of sports fandom has anyone been more excited for sub-.500 basketball than I am for the 2011-2012 Saramento Kings.
Alright, that might be a bit hyperbolic, but still….damn, it’s good to have basketball back!
Maybe it’s the fact that the NBA lockout left a void in my sports-viewing life the size of LeBron James’ ego.
Maybe it’s the fact that the Kings, for the first time in a long time, have a team filled with young question marks who could surprise everyone.
Or maybe it’s just the masochistic side of my personality that enjoys watching players like Boogie Cousins and Tyreke Evans who, despite an enviable amount of talent, could be arrested at a Sacramento-area strip club without surprising anyone.
Whatever the reason, there is no shortage of excitement surrounding the beginning of the NBA season. So without further ado, here is far, far more coverage on the Sacramento Kings than you will likely see anywhere else—perhaps more than you would want to see anywhere else.

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Strip Clubs Were Part of the Job
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     The men claim: “AutoNation and the individual defendants participated in and/or fostered a sexually charged and drug and alcohol infused environment where management would force Josh and other employees to go to strip bars and brothels and would try to get Josh and others to receive sexual acts. In addition, AutoNation and the individual defendants would make sexually suggestive remarks, jokes and other inappropriate communications. AutoNation management (at least one or more) also would take drugs (cocaine and others) and drink alcohol (champagne and other drinks) at company or company sponsored functions. When Josh said he would rather focus on work and did not want to participate in such drunken sexual activities, he was scoffed at, ridiculed and mistreated including a cold shoulder, exclusion from meetings, retaliatory and unjust performance reviews, shorting of pay, mistreatment by Human Resources, decline in further promotions and other adverse employment actions and harassing and retaliatory conduct.”

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